a few weeks ago i left a container of mints in my psychiatrist’s office and i think that i might have found them

what do i do now

i had a plain bagel for breakfast and just as i was preparing to take the last bite

that last crispy, butter glazed bite

WELL WOULDN’T YOU JUST KNOW THAT IT HAD A SESAME SEED ON IT

I DID NOT KNOW THAT IT HAD A SESAME SEED ON IT

I DO NOT LIKE SESAME SEEDS

that LAST BITE, TOO

a truly frustrating ordeal 

shame shame shame

i don’t wanna go to mexico no more more more

i’ve been posting a lot of pictures of myself lately so i’ll probably delete this one in a few but MY HAIR IS SO MERMAID-Y TONIGHT i wish that it was bluer 

now i have a BLOGN SPAC

i might actually die

tell christian what i said about the lobsters

I am actually going to sleep on the floor

apparently it’s only 79 degrees

FUCK THIS HUMIDITY I AM CHOKING

I NEVER SLEEP WITHOUT CLOTHES THIS IS RIDICULOUS

josephasfoury:

lasombro:

U gais addy made me a ginger

LAGOOONNNN